Emperor Trumpatine

(Every morning my boss comes into the office to chat with me and coworkers. It’s a very relaxed environment and the conversation varies widely between entertainment and politics. I am the youngest person in the room and my boss and coworkers were my age when the first Star Wars movie came out. This happened about a month after Star Wars: Episode 7 came out and my boss has finally seen the movie.)

Boss: *joking* “What is it with these movies and people getting killed on bridges. You know, I’m all for light-saber control laws.”

Coworker: “But if they had light-saber control then only The dark side would have light-sabers!”