Email Sale Fail

(I approach a middle-aged woman to see if she needs help.)

Me: “Are you finding everything okay?”

Customer: “No! You’re out of the fragrance I want and I have a coupon to use for it.”

Me: “I’m very sorry, but I can place an online order and have it shipped to your house; that way you can still use the coupon.”

Customer: “I don’t believe in the Internet. I need this today! I live out of town!”

Me: *confused because the coupon is an email-only coupon* “Can I please see your coupon? It should be in your email.”

Customer: “Here!” *hands me smartphone with coupon pulled up in email*

Me: “Are you sure you didn’t want to order your product?”

Customer: “I don’t believe in the Internet! But yes, if you can order that for me, that should be fine.”

Me: “…”