Email Fail, Part 10

| Pasadena, MD, USA | Right | December 4, 2016

(My company just opened up a rewards program for customers. You earn coupons immediately when you make a qualifying purchase. i.e. when you spend $30+ you earn a $5 coupon off a purchase of $10+; when you spend $100+ you earn a $20 off a purchase of $40+. The downside is we only email/text them to you; we do not send coupons to your house or issue rewards cards.)

Me: “I see your total comes to over $30. Would you like to sign up for our rewards program? You’d earn a $5 coupon right now.”

Customer: “I’m already signed up.” *tries to hand me a competitor’s rewards card*

Me: “I’m sorry, that’s not for my store. We don’t issue cards, but if you just give me a phone number and email I can sign you up for free right now.”

Customer: “I’m not giving you my email.”

Me: “Okay, just know you can sign up any time on our website.”

Customer: “I want to sign up now.”

Me: “Okay, I just need a phone number and email.”

Customer: “I don’t give out my phone and email.”

Me: “Then how am I to sign you up?”

Customer: “Just give me the coupons.”

Me: “How? They need to be emailed to you.”

Customer: “No, you can just hand me some.”

Me: “No, that’s not how it works.” *explains how to earn coupons*

Customer: “Well, I’m NOT giving you my email. So, what are you going to do about this?!”

Me: “Tell you to have a nice day, dear.”

Customer: “What about my coupons?!”

Me: “I’ll email them to you.”

Customer: *suddenly happy* “Oh, okay! I can’t wait to get them.” *leaves without ever giving me their email address*

Me: “I’m going to go take a break.”

 

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