Email Fail
(A customer has called during our peak morning hours. As all our technicians are busy, he leaves a message saying he cannot log in to his computer. I phone the customer, who is out on the road.)
Me: “Hi, [Customer]. It’s [My Name] from [Company]. I understand you can’t get into your computer?”
Customer: “Yes. I go into my emails and it doesn’t work.”
Me: “Okay so you can get into your computer but not your emails?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Okay, so it prompts you for the password but won’t log in?”
Customer: “That’s right.”
Me: “Unfortunately you have to speak to [Email Provider] as they host your emails. I have no access to their systems.”
Customer: “Ah, okay. Do you have a number for them?”
Me: “Certainly, it’s—”
Customer: “Can you email it to me?”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?