Em-bra-cing The Music

| Related | April 2, 2012

(My parents are at a Van Halen concert. My dad texts me during the opening performances. My mom is notorious for doing interesting things when drunk, and it doesn’t take much to get her there.)

Dad: “Mom just threw her bra at Kool and the Gang!”

Me: *speechless*

Dad: “What is that supposed to mean?”

Me: “How much alcohol has she had?”

Dad: “Four margaritas.”

Me: “I’m just glad she doesn’t have spoons.”

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