Elevating Ridiculousness
(I work the customer service desk at a very large mall.)
Customer: “Where is [Store]?”
Me: “Second floor, down the hallway to the left.”
Customer: “How would I get to the second floor?”
Me: *gestures to elevators about twenty feet in front of us* “Those elevators right there.”
Customer: “What elevators? How do I get to the elevators?”
Me: “They’re right there, sir. Just go through the doors and it’ll take you right up.”
Customer: “Hmph! I guess I’ll have to take the stairs, then!” *walks back in opposite direction of elevators*
