El Burro Sabe Mas Que Tu
(I’m taking a quiz and am seated next to a student who likes to bully me. All period long, she calls me a nerd under her breath while simultaneously trying to cheat off of my paper.)
Bully: *reads off my paper* “Ugh! ‘Dinero?’ I thought the Spanish word for money was ‘moo-la.'”
Me: “No, no. ‘Moo-la’ is cow.”
Bully: *smacks herself in the forehead* “Duh. I knew that!”
Me: “And a bull is ‘moo-lo.’ ‘O’ makes it masculine.”
Bully: “Duh! Everyone knows that, dweeb!” *writes it down*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.