Either Way, Someone’s Wearing Diapers
(I’m selling movie theater tickets to a couple that’s obviously in their 30s or 40s.)
Me: “So for two adults, the total is $19.”
Male Customer: “Can’t we get a discount? She’s a senior! How old do you have to be to be a senior?”
Me: “She has to be 60 to be a senior.”
Male Customer: “She’s 59 and a half! Can we get a discount?”
(It’s a slow day, so I oblige.)
Me: “Well… all right. How about $16.50?”
Male Customer: “Awesome, you’re the best! So you gave her the senior ticket, right?”
Me: “No, sir, I gave you a child.”
Female Customer: *laughs* “Thank you! You’ve definitely got him figured out!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?