Either Way, He’s Talking About Nuts
Customer: *with a thick accent* “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes?”
Customer: “Which aisle is the penis butter in?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “The penis butter.”
Me: *blank stare*
Customer: “Penis butter! You know, penis butter! Penis butter, penis butter!”
Me: “Oh, peanut butter!”
Customer: “Yes, pea-nut butter.”
Me: “Sorry about that. It’s in aisle five.”
Customer: “Okay. Thank you, sir!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
