Either That Or She’s Detached From Reality

I am wandering around the transport museum in Glasgow. I see a woman staring at the ceiling in wonder as I walk by.

Woman: “It’s just beautiful, isn’t it?”

Me: “What are you looking at?”

Woman: “Up! Look at all the twinkling lights. I’ve never seen anything so captivating in my life.”

I look up and see just a plain ceiling.

Me: “Umm, I’m not seeing any twinkling.”

She blinks and looks at me.

Woman: “Oh, I think my retina is detaching again.”

She cackled and wandered off before I could even react. I couldn’t find her after she turned a corner, but I hope she got help quickly!