Should Éire On The Side Of Caution
Customer: “So, you sound English; that’s rare these days.”
Me: *sitting there, very white, and with alarm bells sounding* “Um, yes. I was born and raised here.”
Customer: “You can never tell whether someone is really English.”
Me: “Well, if we are being fully accurate, I am ethnically Irish.”
Customer: “Well, Ireland’s part of England, anyway.”
Me: “I wouldn’t say that to someone not being paid to sit quietly.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.