Eiffel In Love In Paris

(I’m in Paris at the Eiffel Tower. Suddenly a man in the crowd gets down on one knee, and looks to his girlfriend.)

Man: “I love you. Will you marry me?”

Girlfriend: “Yes!”

(The man goes to put the ring on her finger and puts it on the wrong hand.)

Man: “Oh, s***!”

(He whips the ring off and drops it while attempting to put it on the other hand.)

Girlfriend: “Is this going to take a while? Because I want to go up to the top…”