Eggs, Milk, Bondage Gear…
(I was working for a grocery store in Panama City Beach, which is a big tourist spot. I was bagging this couple’s groceries – which included condoms – when this exchange occurred.)
Me: “So, you must be from out of town, then?”
Customer: “Yeah, we’re only here for a few days. Just getting the necessities, y’know?”
(Just then, a pair of handcuffs comes rolling down the conveyor belt.)
Me: “Just the necessities, eh?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.