Eggs-actly The Right Amount
It is two days after Easter.
Customer: “Where are all your chocolate eggs?”
Me: “Easter is over, madam.”
Customer: “Yes, I know that! I mean, where are all the discount eggs?”
Me: “We don’t have any.”
Customer: “No, I mean all the eggs you couldn’t sell before Easter. All the discounted stock you’re trying to get rid of!”
Me: “We don’t have any. We actually sold out of all the Easter eggs the day before Easter Sunday.”
Customer: “You’re joking.”
Me: “I’m not, madam.”
Customer: “You have no chocolate eggs left… at all?”
Me: “We sold all of our Easter eggs just before Easter.”
Customer: “Well, who do I write to, to complain? Obviously, you didn’t order enough!”
