Egg-stra Strong Sun Block

(I’m riding with my mom, dad, and 10-year-old nephew, and we get on the subject of sunburns. Someone mentions hearing that you can use whipped egg whites on sunburns, but that they need to be fresh or you could do more harm than good.)

Me: “So, if you get sunburned, buy a chicken?”

Nephew: “You can’t get sunburned by a chicken!”