Egg-cellent Deduction Skills

Customer: “Do these eggs come from inside the state?”

Me: “Does it say anything on the packaging?”

Customer: “No. Don’t you know?”

Me: “No, ma’am, not off the top of my head.” *Gets my work phone out.* “Let me Google it for you.”

Customer: *Scoffs.* “Ugh, you’re going to Google it?! Well, I could have done that!”

Me: “Yes, you could have.”