Egg Breath

(My husband and I have just had an argument due to my persistent whining about wanting a baby. It usually happens when I’m ovulating, which I am. After we make up, I sit in his lap and go to kiss him. He backs away.)

Husband: “So, is it weird that I can tell you’re ovulating by the way your breath smells?”

Me: “Um… yeah! That’s creepy. I don’t want to know that.”

Husband: “Well, how do you think I feel?”