Eavesdropping Really Blows
Girl: “Can I have a lollipop?”
Me: “Have you had a shot today?”
Girl: “No.”
Me: “Then, I’m sorry; you can’t have one.”
Girl: “I’ll give you a blowjob for one.”
Me: *taken aback* “How old are you?”
Girl: “Seven.”
(I don’t know what to say, so I just turn my back and ignore her.)
Mother: “[Girl], stop bothering that man.”
Girl: “But I want a lollipop. You said, ‘Give a man a blowjob and he’ll do anything for you.’”
(I turn back around and the mother is blushing. She drags her daughter out of the office.)
Mother: “What have I told about eavesdropping on your aunt and me when we’re having coffee?!”
(She came in this morning to request copies of her family’s prescriptions, so she can switch to another doctor. I hope she wasn’t switching because of the incident.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
