Eau de Toilet
(I am ringing up a customer. While she is waiting for me to finish, I suggest that she tries our fragrances.)
Customer: *sprays fragrance* “This stuff smells like a toilet.”
Me: *speechless*
Customer’s Friend: *laughs hysterically*
Customer: “It’s not a bad thing, though. It smells like a clean toilet.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?