Eau De Hoo Ha
(A elderly woman approaches the counter and I greet her.)
Me: “Hello, ma’am. Would you like to try a sample of our new fragrance?”
Customer: “Actually, I was looking to buy some Juicy Cooter.”
Me: “I’m sorry, what?”
Customer: “It’s my granddaughter’s birthday. It’s coming up and she said she wanted that new Juicy Cooter perfume.”
Me: *trying not to laugh* “Oh you mean Juicy Couture? Yes, we carry that.”
Customer: “No, not the French one! Just show me your Juicy Cooter!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?