Eating Disorderly
(A customer has just purchased some tickets and they’ve just been given their tickets.)
Customer: “Oh, before I go… if I eat my ticket, can you replace it?”
Me: “Uh, eat… your ticket?”
Customer: “Yes, I eat things, I can’t help myself.”
Me: “If you eat your ticket, then keep your receipt and we’ll be happy to replace your ticket.”
Customer: “Oh, okay thanks!”
(The customer walks away and then pauses and comes back to the ticket desk.)
Customer: “What if I eat my receipt and my ticket?”
Me: “Please don’t.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. Thanks!”
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