Easy On The Eyes, Hard On The Pupils

(I am tutoring middle school students. Note that I am seventeen and in high school.)

Middle school boy: “Hey, baby.”

Me: “Knock it off.”

Middle school boy: “But, c’mon! I know you feel it too! I’m twelve now, and I can please a woman. You’ll see!”

Me: “Seriously, kid. Please stop.”

Middle school boy: “As long as you stay hot, I will love you! Don’t get a skin condition. Or glasses. I hate glasses.”