Earns Extra Credit For That One

| Romantic | April 21, 2014

(My boyfriend has just read aloud a social media posting from one of his friends, regarding her ex-husband having stolen her identity. I have great credit and my boyfriend has somewhat subpar credit.)

Me: “Hey, honey?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah?”

Me: “Just so you know, if you ever steal my identity I will remove your testicles.”

Boyfriend: “Okay. Hey, honey?”

Me: “Yeah?”

Boyfriend: “If you ever steal my identity… you’re a dumba**.”

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