Earn Your Strip(e)s

| Romantic | April 22, 2014

(My fiancé is making dinner when I wander through the kitchen. We both have fairly deadpan senses of humor and enjoy saying outlandish things.)

Me: “Oh, hey. I found these in your pants sorting the laundry.”

(I toss a few folded single dollar bills to him.)

Me: “You got those stripping, didn’t you?”

Fiancé: “Yes, I got those stripping. I got all the money through stripping. I did all of the stripping.”

Me: “I dunno. There’s not a lot there. You must not be a very good stripper.”

Fiancé: *with great dignity* “I. Am an EXCELLENT. Stripper.”

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