Early Rising Is Not A Game

(My cousin is an early riser; my brother is not.)

Cousin: *grabs a Scrabble game and heads over to my brother’s bed* “Wake up!” *hits him*

Brother: “Ow! What did you do that for?!”

Cousin: “To wake you up. Play with me.” *hits him again*

(Several years later…)

Me: “Hey, [Brother], wake up.”

Brother: “You’re so cruel…”

Me: “I didn’t use the Monopoly set, so I’m already much better than [Cousin].”