Doesn’t Harp On About It

(While thinking of special songs for our wedding day, I am telling my fiancé about how cheesy some love songs are and how the lyrics aren’t always believable. I get him to sing ‘I Can Love You Like That’ by All 4 One.)

Fiancé: *singing* “I can love you like that! I can make you my world! Move Heaven and Earth if you were my girl!”

Me: “Really? Could you really move Heaven and Earth? How would you do that?”

Fiancé: “Meh. I’d push stuff around.”