Dye-ing With Laughter

, , , , | | Related | July 27, 2019

(My sister and I drive to Florida to take my five-year-old grandson to visit his great aunt and 85-year-old great-grandparents — my ex-in-laws. While there, his great aunt is very happy about getting to color Easter eggs with him. Her parents are relaxing in the backyard while she gets everything set up. When she’s done, she tells my grandson:)

Great Aunt: “Okay, go ask Gramma and Grandpa if they’re ready to dye.” 

Me: “NO! NO! WAIT! DO NOT SAY THAT! GO ASK THEM IF THEY’RE READY TO COLOR EGGS!”

Ex-Sister-In-Law: *as we’re all laughing hysterically* “OH, MY GOD! NO! I WASN’T THINKING! AUGH! THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE!”

Me: “You’re welcome.”

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