DVDs In Disguise

Customer: “This Transformers movie doesn’t work. I want to return it.”

Me: “That’s not a movie; it’s a Nintendo 3DS game.”

Customer: “It doesn’t even fit in my DVD player!”

Me: “Well, it wouldn’t, because it’s not a DVD; it’s a 3DS cartridge.”

Customer: “So how can I watch it? I want my money back.”

Me: “I’m not refunding you because your game won’t work in your DVD machine.”

Customer: *curses* “Well, I’ll just buy movies somewhere else from now on!”

Me: “That’s a good idea, ma’am, because we don’t sell movies.”