DVD: Die Video Die

, , , | Right | August 10, 2010

Customer: “This d*** DVD doesn’t work!”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I’ll put it in to be cleaned immediately.” *I check disc for scratches* “I would say the reason this particular disc doesn’t work is that it’s cracked right in half.”

Customer: “Don’t give me that s***! Half the DVDs from this place won’t work in my DVD player!”

Me: “Well, unfortunately, some patrons don’t take very good care of them.”

Customer: “Well, why should I? It don’t work so I snapped it!”

Me:You broke the DVD, sir?”

Customer: “Your DVDs never work anyway, and I’m sick of it!”

Me: “You realize I will have to charge you the cost of a new DVD?”

Customer: “That’s an outrage! Your DVDs don’t work because some selfish idiot doesn’t look after them, so I have to pay for it?”

Me: “Did you or did you not break this DVD in half sir?”

Customer: “Yes, but only because I’d already scratched it by throwing it across the room.”

Me: “Why?”

Customer: “Well, if I didn’t do it, someone else just would have… If my dog damaged the disc, would I still have to pay for it?”

Me: “Yes, you would.”

Customer: “You’re a moody cow, you know that?!”

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