DVD = Deviously Videoed Dookie

This story comes from my girlfriend about one of her friends. This particular woman is Armenian, and while she’s wonderfully kind to most people, don’t you DARE p*** her off. I’ll call her Mary (not her real name).

One day, Mary comes home to find that a neighbor has let a dog poop in her yard. After finding out who the neighbor was, Mary tells her not to let it happen again, but the neighbor gives her attitude. This continues on several times, and even following the neighbor to her home doesn’t convince her to stop.

Here’s where the “don’t p***-off-an-Armenian” part comes in. Mary decided to sit outside and wait to catch the perp red-handed. She videotapes her, picks up the poop, burns the video of the dirty deed to DVD, pokes a hole in the poop bag, writes “NOT IN MY YARD” in poop on the neighbor’s door, and leaves both the remaining poop and the DVD on the front doorstep.

The neighbor never let the dog poop in her yard again.