Dungeons And Doping

(I’ve just gotten my wisdom teeth out, and as such am on some pretty strong painkillers. Despite this, I insist on joining my brother and our friends for a session of Dungeons & Dragons. I’m pretty out of it from the medication, so they constantly have to remind me what’s going on and when to roll. Despite this, I keep rolling amazingly well. Please note that I’m by far the youngest of the group.)

Me: *rolls dice* “Wow, natural 20! Maybe I should play doped up more often.”

Brother: “I never thought I’d hear the term ‘doped up’ used outside of college.”

Friend: “Dude, I never thought I’d hear the term ‘doped up’ used by your baby sister!”