Dumping Him Would Be A No-Brainer

(My boyfriend and I are having a discussion about the zombie apocalypse.)

Boyfriend: “I’m glad that you’re my girlfriend, especially if the zombie apocalypse were to happen.”

Me: “Why is that? Is it because you love me so?”

Boyfriend: “Well, that too. But also because you have brains, so I would have something to feed on if I were to become a zombie. Most of the other girls I know are dumb, which suggests to me that they have no noggin up there.”

*long pause*

Me: “I’m…glad?”