Dumblesnore

(My husband is about to walk our dog, and while putting on his boots he finds one of my slippers.)

Husband: “Hey, you left one of your slippers out here.”

Me: “No I didn’t.”

Husband: “It’s right here on my boot.”

(I walk over and peer down at it, then lift first one foot, then the other. The lonely slipper is identical to the slippers I’m presently wearing.)

Me: “Can’t be mine. I’m wearing both slippers.”

Husband: “Where do you think I got it from, thin air?”

Me: “Maybe you’re a wizard.”

Husband: “I think I’d do better things with my time than create single slippers.”

Me: “Maybe you’re a bad wizard.”