Duh-ameter
(A customer is looking at a circular mirror, trying to figure out if it will fit in her home.)
Customer: “How tall is it?”
Me: “It’s three feet in diameter, ma’am.”
Customer: “But how wide is it?”
Me: “It’s three feet.”
Customer: “No, I meant how wide?!“
Customer’s Husband: “It’s a circle!“
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?