Dude Needs Some Sleep
(I’m working on register at about eight am when a middle-aged woman walks in. She is quite intoxicated.)
Customer: “I slept in the woods last night.”
Me: “Okay? How can I help you?”
Customer: “I had to put this flower in my hair because they said I looked like a dude. I’m not a dude. Do you think I look like a dude?”
Me: “No… What can I help you with?”
Customer: “I need cigarettes. But they made me sleep outside in the woods. I don’t know where. But they kept calling me a dude!”
(I ring up her cigarettes hoping she leaves soon.)
Customer: “It’s like that song. Dude looks like a lady. Except the opposite. Lady looks like a dude. I’M NOT A DUDE!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.