Du Hast To Be Kidding
I’m in line at a local petrol station waiting to pay for my fuel. The attendant is wearing a Rammstein shirt and is looking terminally bored. I decide to fix that by singing in pretty horrible German.
Me: “Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet, treu ihr sein für alle Tage?”
The attendant is smiling for the first time since I came in.
Attendant: “That’ll be £56.80.”
His Coworker: “What the h***?”
Me & Attendant: “Pump NEIN!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
