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Du Hast To Be Kidding

, , , , | Right | May 1, 2020

I’m in line at a local petrol station waiting to pay for my fuel. The attendant is wearing a Rammstein shirt and is looking terminally bored. I decide to fix that by singing in pretty horrible German.

Me: “Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet, treu ihr sein für alle Tage?”

The attendant is smiling for the first time since I came in.

Attendant: “That’ll be £56.80.”

His Coworker: “What the h***?”

Me & Attendant: “Pump NEIN!”

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