Dry Wall And Dry Humor, Part 2

(We’re visiting with my fiancé’s family, and his Dad is trying to fix something. This is when I discover my soon-to-be husband is not very handy.)

Fiancé’s dad: “Can you grab me a screwdriver from the garage?”

Fiancé: “Um…”

Me: *to my fiancé’s dad* “Do you need a Phillips head, or a flat head?”

Fiancé’s dad: “We’re keeping you.”