Dry Skin Isn’t The Only Irritating Thing

(The right side of my sister’s nose is a little irritated from dry skin, and she’s worried that it looks bad.)

Sister: “Dad, how does my nose look?”

Me: “It looks fiiiiiiiine!”

Sister: “Dad, can you just look?”

(My dad very seriously looks at my sister’s nose.)

Dad: “Well, the good news is that doctors know how to amputate only one half of the nose…”