Drunk Dialin’
Me: “Thank you for calling [Phone Company]. How may I help you?”
Customer: *slurring* “Yeeeaah, you f***ers owe me a 40 of Jack Daniels!”
Me: “Pardon me?”
Customer: “I SAID YOU OWE ME A 40 OF JACK!”
Me: “Why is that, sir?”
Customer: “Well, youse is the phone company, right? Youse guys make the phones ring, right?”
Me: “Umm…”
Customer: “My phone f***ing rang and I knocked my bottle over tryin’ to get it.”
Me: “Oh, right.” *laughs*
Customer: “YOU THINK I’M JOKIN’?! Get me a manager!”
Me: “Sir, we’re not responsible for you knocking over your liquor.”
Customer: “Yes, you f***in’ are! I want a credit on my bill!”
Me: *click*
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