Drowning In Love

(My husband and I are cuddling on the couch.)

Husband: “Do you love me?”

Me: “Honey, look at me. Look at my face.”

Husband: “It IS full of love!”

Me: “I am filled to the brim with love! Love spews from my pores!”

Husband: “Oh, gross.”

Me: “Every night as we lay together in bed, I leak love all over you!”

Husband: “Okay, you’ve managed to gross me out.”

Me: “LOVE ALL OVER!”