Drowning In Audacity

| AR, USA | Friendly | October 15, 2016

(My mom and I are at a public pool. An older lady comes up with her granddaughter, who is about my age, maybe eight or nine.)

Old Lady: “Can you watch my granddaughter while I go to the bathroom?”

Mom: “Sure!”

(The lady walks away and doesn’t come back for 45-60 minutes. Meanwhile, the kid has almost DROWNED me in the pool by daring me to hold my breath and then holding me under. After 55 minutes, my mom calls the lifeguard.)

Old Lady: “Oh there you are, [Kid]! Let’s go.”

(Turned out she was in the adult pool the whole time!)

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