Dropped The Ball On That One

| Working | April 16, 2014

(I frequented a store and have had a few run-ins with a strange male employee. He speaks in a monotone and wears a plastic glove on only one hand. I’m buying two chocolate eggs and some sleeping medicine.)

Me: *puts items on counter and one egg rolls quickly toward the cashier* “Oh, no!”

Cashier: *catches the egg from falling* “Don’t worry. It didn’t fall on the floor.”

Me: “Awesome!”

Cashier: “And it didn’t hit my balls either.”

(I am speechless and cannot make eye contact. After the rest of the transaction is completed, I go to leave.)

Cashier: “Goodbye… for now.”

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