Dropkick Abilities Are Dropping
(I’m on break at work, watching my coworker grab drink cups from the stock room. She takes the last sleeve out of the box and proceeds to dropkick the empty box across the room. I laugh.)
Me: “Nice.”
Coworker: “It’s even better if you do it around the corner and aim for the dumpster. Then it’s like really douchey basketball.”
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