Drop The Dead Donkey

| Romantic | March 21, 2013

(My husband and I are on a drive in the country. My husband is driving. We are arguing about something stupid. Both of us are being stubborn, and not dropping the subject. I have had enough. I roll down the window, and mime shoving something very heavy out the window.)

Me: “There!”

(My husband laughs.)

Me: “Why are you laughing? I didn’t even explain what I was doing!”

Husband: “It was obvious that you were throwing the dead horse out the window—the one we were beating.”

Me: “How in the world did you figure that out?!”

Husband: “I know how your brain works. And besides, I had to swerve to keep from hitting the d*** thing! You have bad aim!”

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