Driving While Supplemented
(While interviewing a man I have just stopped for drunk driving one night…)
Me: “How much did you have to drink?”
Man: “A bottle of wine and a scotch in four hours. I thought I was okay to drive.”
Me: “Are you taking any medication?”
Man: “Well, I just started taking those fish oil capsules.”
Me: “The Omega 3 ones?”
Man: “Yes, those ones.”
Me: “Those are supposed to make you smarter.”
Man: “Yes, they are.”
Me: “Well, I’m sure you can get your money back for them, then.”
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