Driving Under The Influence Of An A**-Hole

| Related | January 30, 2016

(I have a huge sweet tooth and am eating a pie. My dad sees me and starts blathering about diabetes, getting fat, and teeth rot.)

Me: “I can’t help it. I’m addicted to sweets.”

Dad: “Well, you better do something or you’ll get fat! Then you’ll have no man except maybe a fatso. Maybe.”

(At this I turn to him and glare. I am a little chubby, but not fat.)

Me: “I can think of worse things to be addicted to.”

Dad: “Such as?!”

Me: “Like drugs. Or alcohol. And getting into a car and getting caught by the police and arrested.” *bite* “Ring a bell?!”

(Dad paled and stormed off, muttering. A few years ago he was caught drunk driving and arrested! I usually don’t mention it, but he was being an a**.)

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