Don’t Get Cold Feet About The Cold Feet

(My boyfriend and I are cuddling in bed.)

Me: “Jeez, your feet are freezing!”

Boyfriend: “I know. It’s your fault.”

Me: “My fault?”

Boyfriend: “Yes! It’s because you’re here. I’m distracted by your beauty and my blood forgets to circulate.”

Me: “Aw! That is the sweetest thing you’ve ever said to me!”

Boyfriend: “No! I’m trying to BLAME you for my cold feet!”

Me: “Should I pretend to feel bad?”

Boyfriend: “Yes!”