Driving Through So Many Questions
Customer: “I’d like to exchange my food; I don’t feel safe eating it.”
Me: “Why not, ma’am?”
Customer: “Well, I bought it at a drive-thru and the person was very rude, and I’m afraid they did something to my food.”
Me: “Okay, well, I’ll need your receipt. Do you have it?”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “Was the person a man or a woman who rang you up?”
Customer: “Well, I don’t know. It sounded like a man, but these people are all on hormones these days, and there are men that want to be women, so I don’t know.”
Me: “Ma’am, we know who was working fifteen minutes ago; was it him?”
Customer: “No, it wasn’t him. BUT LOOK!”
She points at the condensation in the clear plastic container.
Customer: “It looks so weird.”
Me: “Ma’am, are you sure you got this food here?”
Customer: *Huffs* “No, I didn’t buy it here, but does it even matter? Do you mean to tell me I have to drive to every [Fast Food Place] in town to get my food exchanged?!”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
