Driving Stereotypes

| Related | May 15, 2013

(I have only recently acquired my first car. I know next to nothing about auto-maintenance, but I know I should check my oil. My parents are lesbians.)

Me: “Hey, mom? How do I check the oil in my jeep?”

Stepmom: “What?!”

Mom: “You mean you don’t know how?”

Me: “No…”

Stepmom: “Didn’t they cover that in your driver’s-ed class?”

Me: “Not really.”

Mom: “How could you have been raised by lesbians and not know how to check your oil?”

(I’m speechless for a second, but then I start laughing.)

Me: “Search me!”

(My mom starts speaking to my stepmom.)

Mom: “Honey, I’m going to go fulfill a stereotype, and show our daughter how to take proper care of a car!”

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