Driving All Night Will Burn Rubber
Canada, Coffee Shop, Editors' Choice, Funny, New Brunswick, Revolting, Rude & Risque | Right
| September 22, 2010
(A couple in a car comes through the drive-through.)
Me: “Hello, [Store]. May I take your order?”
Customer: “Do you know of anywhere around here that is open at this time of night and sells condoms?”
Me: “No, I’m sorry. Everything is closed.”
Customer: “All right, thanks.”
(The customer drives away, and comes back fifteen minutes later.)
Me: “Hello, [Store]. May I take your order?”
Customer: “Hi, could I have a blueberry muffin wrapped in lots and lots of plastic wrap?”
